今天，是“三八妇女节”。爸爸一回到家，妈妈就向爸爸要手机，爸爸说他没拿。于是，爸爸和妈妈之间的战争爆发了。
Today is Women's Day on March 8th. As soon as Dad got home, Mom asked Dad for his cell phone. Dad said he didn't take it. As a result, the war between father and mother broke out.
我经过一番“明察暗访”后，才弄明白事情的缘由：那天下午，爸爸去妈妈那儿叫妈妈一同出去办事。当时，妈妈的手机放在桌子上，临走时妈妈让爸爸拿上手机，爸爸却忘了拿。妈妈一直以为是爸爸拿着手机，所以一回到家就向爸爸要手机。就这样，妈妈的手机丢了。我眉头一皱，计上心来，决定当一次“两面派”。
After some "open and secret visits", I found out why: that afternoon, my father went to my mother and asked her to go out to work together. At that time, my mother's mobile phone was on the table. Before leaving, my mother asked my father to take it, but my father forgot to take it. Mother always thought it was Dad who held the mobile phone, so she asked Dad for it as soon as she got home. In this way, my mother lost her cell phone. I frowned and decided to be a double-faced person.
我先跑到爸爸的跟前说：“今天是妈妈不好，不该为一部手机发脾气，您大人不计小人过，饶了妈妈吧!”爸爸听了，脸色由阴转晴，点了点头。我又跑到妈妈床边说：“妈，爸的忘性比记性都好，您就高抬贵手，免了爸爸的罪吧!明天拿着我的压岁钱再买一部吧!”妈妈听了我的话，笑了：“好孩子，真懂事，就听你的吧!”
First, I ran to my father and said, "Today is a bad day for my mother. I shouldn't lose my temper for a mobile phone. Your *****s don't care about the little ones, so please forgive my mother." My father listened, his face turned from cloudy to clear, and nodded. I ran to my mother's bedside and said, "Mom, Dad's forgetfulness is better than his memory. You can hold your hand high and avoid Dad's sin. Take my New Year's money and buy another one tomorrow." Mom listened to my words and laughed, "Good boy, really sensible, just listen to you!"
一场“没有硝烟的战争”就这样化解了，家里又恢复了平静。
A "war without **oke" was thus resolved and the family was calm again.